Ok so I think I've come up with one thing that you all don't actually know about me. And it may be surprising Or maybe not. I don't know... Anyway
If I haven't been drinking, people flirting or coming on to me FREAKS ME OUT. Like I start looking like I'm gonna break off running any second.
Like one day I ran into the grocery store and Crab was waiting in the car. When I was walking back to the car and old man mumbled to me and I think I started walking all fast and crazy and I guess I got a crazy scared look on my face. When I got to the car...
C: What's the matter with you? Why do you look all scary?
M: That man just said "Hi Baby to me"
C: So what? What is wrong with you. Like he's gonna do something...
M: I don't know.. It makes me nervous.
I do this when men are like
"How you doin sweetheart"
(SAY HOW ARE YOU QUICKLY - WALK FAST!)
or
"Good Morning Beautiful"
(PUT HEAD DOWN SAY HI - WALK FAST)
So lately it seems like some dude is trying to initiate conversation on Twitter. Makes me nervous. Isn't that what Twitter is for? NO! The only People I speak to on Twitter are Freckles, UN, Mo, Noni, Sunshinestar101, Ugly Clean Broke and a few friends from highschool and College. You see. I'm not Twitter social. So then I was like... Maybe he's phising for convo. Go to his tweets... nope. I'm the only person he's @ing. So I'm just gonna ignore him and he'll stop I guess.
Ok so there's my little bit of babble for the day. I'm gonna see what'll the crew is up to!
Aww baby girl, calm down. LOL They aren't going to bother you and if they do, a quick knee to the balls will end all of that. L
ReplyDeleteI know... I'm so awkward!
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