Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The surprise

Tired.  Saw Crab today. He order me and Mini dinner when he ordered his so I went and picked it up. 

I gave him the surprise I made him.I designed a card for him. It was cute.  It had a gucci background cause that's his favorite with a forest green border and in red writing it said

Dianas top 10 favorite things about Crab

(This is not necessarily the order or exact words but you get it...)

10: he smells like Canali and tropical twist trident gum and it just does something to me
9. He stays giving hoes hope in love on facebook
8. He gives me driving tips and information of proper stopping distances on wet pavement
7. He deals with my crazieness ("I don't wanna touch your hands!")
6. Neutrogena sesame oil glisten all ova his boooody
5. He's incredibly resilient.  He'll always come out ON TOP
4. When he finally sits down in that chair I'm sitting next to
3. He's easy to grocery shop for.  Tuna wheeties minute made berry punch done!
2. Things that are inappropriate to put in a card.  Well they're just inappropriate period

Then in the inside it said

1. He's the best friend Ive ever had and stuff about loving him with every peice of my heart and that adore him and that I'll be his friend forever.


  1. awwwwwww....that just made me smile!!! I luv it!

  2. I haven't read your old blog, so I'm not too familiar with some of the intimacy issues you have, but from what I've been reading (since beginning of this year---damn, has it been almost a year already??) you come across as such a lovebug!! You have a lot of gooshiness in you; maybe not as much physical affection, but definitely a good amount of vocal communication. I once made a list of 100 things I loved about my first love and he taped it to his fridge. That was the only time I was ever really open with my emotions. I can't get back to that mentality now, and I don't know why. Your gift was really good, though; I wish I could give Rabbit something like that.

  3. Aw. Thanks guys! I liked it.

    @Laki yeah I'm really vocal but not warm if you can understand that...