So I learned that semen has antidepressant qualities for women and it can be addictive.
That explains everything. That's why I want it so much. It makes me happy. I smile after I get a dose. I do anything to get it. I totally stood up PIC the other day. Just straight up never showed. Never called. Just because I I didn't want to leave Crab.
Its full of vitamin c too! My doctors say I really need to take vitamin c and potasium (which it has too).
See. I neeeeeeed it!