M: You on a Train?
C: Waiting on the Jitney
C: I see you called by accident this morning
** check my phone history**
M: No I didn't. That was that bitch. It's Me.... Diana!
C: Oh I meant to send that to Girl(one of his daughter's friends)
M: That's that bullshit
C: You are trying to press my buttons too early in the morning
M: I'm sorry Baby. Punish me later.
C: Don't call me today!
M: I said sorry!
CTFU. I'm not gonna call him. But it totally cracked me up when I read
"Don't call me today"