So I never happened to mention someone.  He just called. He will remain nameless
Him: I'm sorry I'm not going to get to see you today.
Me: Yeah I figured
Him: Do you want more kids and are you on the pill?
Me: That came from.... nowhere! It depends on the situation and no I'm not.
Him: You're not?!? Well I don't have kids but I really don't think I want any. Listen I really want to be with you but I need for you to keep us a secret.  A lot rides on women believing I'm available.
Me:  Then we can't be together.
Him:  But I'll be everything you want in a man.  You just have to keep it to yourself.  That's all.  
Me: I've been a secret before.  It hurts.  And I'm not doing it again.
Him: Ooooh... 
Me: Maybe one day things will change for you and we can be together.  But until then
Him: Until then what?
Me: Until then maybe we can we build
Him: We build?
Me: Yeah we build a foundation.  But I won't be your girlfriend and you won't be my boyfriend.  And you won't get any ass.
Who does he think he's fooling?
 
WTF? I swear some folks are on some extra levels of bs these days. I wonder how many people (esp. women) are walking around as secrets, but don't know it...sheesh
ReplyDeleteThat's the kinda sh*t you'd expect to hear from some dude when ya'll are still kids. Not grown folks. smh......
ReplyDeleteWait, was he high? He would have to be on something to propose such a thing.
ReplyDelete@CG - yeah I'm like one of many secrets. I bet he tells every girl that.
ReplyDelete@Laki story of my existence
@Mo I need to tell him You're not a star. Somebody lied...
ummmm was he serious? he can't be..who in their right minds says that foolishness smdh
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