So I never happened to mention someone. He just called. He will remain nameless
Him: I'm sorry I'm not going to get to see you today.
Me: Yeah I figured
Him: Do you want more kids and are you on the pill?
Me: That came from.... nowhere! It depends on the situation and no I'm not.
Him: You're not?!? Well I don't have kids but I really don't think I want any. Listen I really want to be with you but I need for you to keep us a secret. A lot rides on women believing I'm available.
Me: Then we can't be together.
Him: But I'll be everything you want in a man. You just have to keep it to yourself. That's all.
Me: I've been a secret before. It hurts. And I'm not doing it again.
Me: Maybe one day things will change for you and we can be together. But until then
Him: Until then what?
Me: Until then maybe we can we build
Him: We build?
Me: Yeah we build a foundation. But I won't be your girlfriend and you won't be my boyfriend. And you won't get any ass.
Who does he think he's fooling?