Thursday, April 7, 2011

Talk Dirty To Me

There is one thing I can't do and that's talk dirty. I feel like I sound so stupid. I don't have a sexy voice. I have one of those voices that always sounds like I have a stuffy nose even if I don't.

What's bad/unfair about it is I LOVE to be talked to. DIRTY. Like call me all types of bitch/slut/skank everything. NICELY. Tell me I'm a good girl when I'm doing what I'm told. LOVINGLY. Tell me how much you missed it. How good it feels. Touch my face. Look in my eyes...

But ask me to talk and I'm gonna say "It feels good. You know I don't talk just keep going" Wonk Woooooonk. I know that is probably a slap in the face. But it isn't meant to be. I'm just scared. I'm scared i'm gonna sound stupid...


  1. Can a guy say something like "that's awesommmmmeeee!" Do the ladies get hype off of that, too? I need to know these things.

  2. I think that's awesommmmmmeeee needs to be preceded or concluded with something else like..

    Damn Baby you're suckng the shit outta this dick.


    I love the way you suck/ride/lick this dick.

    Something like that. I'm not sure how much "That's awesome" can stand alone. Unless of course you're a skater dude.

  3. I love this post! That's EXACTLY how I am. And I know it's unfair to ol' dude, but I can't help it. Whenever he says something dirty during sex, all I can respond with is an, "Mmm hmm." LOL. I can't do it. I'm just now starting to get the hang out of sexting, but I can't actually say the words. I sound stupid saying the word p***y. I wish I could, but I can't. And I'm always at a loss for words.

  4. @Laki I couldn't say what I used to call
    "the p word" for the longest and then Crab would make me say it 10 times a day and now I'm like "pussy pussy pussy pussy" In conversation that it. I could never say it trying to talk dirty though.

  5. I'm the Queen of Dirty talk. I used to think the same way you did until one day I figured out the trick: you say exactly what you feel in that moment in a breath. Honey, a little moaning and light breathing gets it done. Let me know if you need a lesson. Seriously. LOL

  6. Mo, I need a lesson. Seriously!