Ass ass ass ass oh yeah and passwords

I told Crab I was giving him my passwords so he could inform you all of my untimely demise if need be.

He said he didn't think that was funny at all.  I told him I wasn't joking and I am bringing all the porn to his house for him to hold until I get back.  I don't need my mother finding Ass Worship 1, 2 and 3!