OMG! I'm suffering from EXTREME HUNGER the past couple of days. MY GOD. I am just hungry as hell! This morning I had a coffee, 2 pieces of toast and an egg. That should have been cool. but then I got hungry again so I grabbed a Naked Power C Machine smoothie. Killed that. Now it's 11:41 and I'm STRAVING.....
I'm back. Crab called. He had a possible silver lining today. I am praying that this work opportunity pans out for him or else Crab will be without a gig! So that would be just another punch to the gut if this doesn't work. Technically after tomorrow he will be without a job. Sooooo... gut already punched. Just hopefully it won't get too bad.
Today I told him I'm his girlfriend I don't care what he says. I'm claiming me for FOR him and he officially has a girlfriend. I told him we have the following
-We are bestest friends
-We do nasty things
-We don't do nasty things with other people
-We hold each other down through troubles
-I love him
-He loves me even though he doesn't say it a lot.
and that's all we need!
He laughed and said so that's all we need huh? You're just gonna make yourself my girlfriend? That's how it works? I told him that's how it's gonna work. That's what it is and that I couldn't claim him for myself because he doesn't want to be claimed by me and he doesn't have to tell the world that I'm his girlfriend but I am. And i told him watch... when you're sixty it's gonna hit you like ding ding ding ding diiiing. I LOVE THAT GIRL! And he's gonna be all "I wanna be with you" and I'm gonna be all "Baby, you were never without me."
Then I told him lets go away for the weekend. Lets go to Baltimore. And he said "What are we gonna do in Baltimore. And I said go to the harbor and to the aquarium and hold hands. And he laughed and said "Go to lunch I'm going to go get a coffee." and I said OK!