So this morning I had a bit of an emergency and had to wake Crab up out his lovely sleep to save me. I get to his house and he came right to the door. And just like in the movies. I swear I saw rays of light beaming from behind him and he looked absolutely scrumptious. His lips were all juicey looking and he seemed to have a glowy look to him. He smiled and pointed to his mouth and I lost my breath for a moment. It was like in the movies where someone's lips are moving but you don't hear them talking. So I went and did what I needed to do and swung back by. The door opens
BAM! AGAIN. I think I might have heard angels singing this time. I tried to speak but I stuttered over my words, not even caring so much that the words poured from my mouth in an incoherant pattern. I said thanks and spun around and jaunted back to my car, feeling a bit high from my mini trip to what felt like a heavenly realm on earth located at the top of the driveway right outside of his door.
At a stoplight I pulled my phone out. I texted
How do you look so good first thing in the morning?!? Crazy...
Bzzzzz.... "I better find your lovin.." (yup still the same ringtone. I can't change it. It gives me butterflies)
C: What's up?
-Nothing. Its just... how do you look so good when you wake up?
C: What are you talking about?
- I don't know you just... you were like glowing...
C: I was telling you I cut my mustache off. I messed it up while I was shaving.
- Oh...... is that what it was?
C: yeah. I pointed to my mouth...
Yeah. So heaven was actaully a grooming mishap.