S: So what's up miss lady? How's Crab?
M: Oh my god Sweetie. I was bawling at work today. Just bawling!
S: What happened?!?!?!
I told the whole story
M: It was terrible. I was so upset. He was upset...
S: So basically um the same thing you always argue about?
M: Uh... (lightbulb) Yeah! Yeah. Same thing...
By the way. Same outcome as always to. Just pretend like it never happened. We had breakfast and naughty time before I went to work today.