Okay so yesterday was fairly productive. Brought cupcakes to my son's school. Put up the Christmas tree, cleaned cleaned cleaned. Then went and scooped up my Crab. We ran errands. I now want to fight the girls in the bank because they were real extra with the telling him how good he smelled. Really extra and he was eating that shit up. He was. And then he got a haircut. Then I dropped him at the accountant (Cat Daddy) and I went and got Mini, bought him some pizza and then by that time Crab was done and Me and Mini went to get him. Then we went to Walgreen's. Then me and Mini went home and played his new Wii that he got for his birthday. Today me and Crab are gonna get him a couple of games.
Crab is a Passenger Seat driver if I ever had one. My God!
C: Why didn't you make that right?
M: You didn't tell me to.
C: You need someone to say it?
C: No you don't. You don't need me or anyone to tell you what to do.
***Five minutes later I'm pulling into Walgreens***
C: Don't park over there.
M: Yeah I'm parking over there.
C: Park right there
M: No I wanna park...
C: Didn't I tell you to park right there?
M: I thought I didn't need anyone telling me what to do....
Here are a couple of his favorites that STAY on repeat.
"Could you please stop riding dude's bumper? Cause I don't wanna hear your mouth when he slams on the brake"
"Why is he riding his brakes!? Don't do that you'll ruin your brakes"
"You know stopping distances are greater on wet pavement"
"Go. Go. After this car... Ahhhh what are you doing? I'm telling you because I'm the one who can see! You need new glasses!"
"Oh so you stop on yellow's now?"
"Cut the wheel.... Cut the wheel..."
"Go straight. None of your 'shortcuts' today"
I have been driving with a valid NJ driver's license for 17yrs. I swear the only time he gets on my nerves is when I'm driving.