Hey Y'all! Ramblings!

Yo! What up. Been a minute huh? Well I aint talkin to Mz.P. I feel guilty cause she asked for an explaination while I was in the hospital and I told her I'd call he back and I never did. But basically cause she continuosly makes fucked up life choices. And it would be fine if said choices did not cause life situations that wouldn't necessarily require a friend to "be a friend". But her shit be like "I fucked up my money and me and my kids are homeless. Guess we'll sleep in the car." at which point a "TRUE FRIEND" would say...?

Girl are you crazy. Y'all can stay here with me (in my tiny apt) until you get a place.

Yeah well when that shit happens more times that Lauren Hill gets pregnant you are gonna have to reevaluate just what your duties are as a friend.

Bad life choices

- Letting your kids live elsewhere
- Getting apts with your little loser ass sister and her loser ass boyfriend who always seem to be the fault of your evictions.
- Getting fired from a job for giving brain (caught on camera mind you)
- Getting fired from a job for fuckery caused by sleeping with male coworkers
- Getting a new job and hooking up with the security guard
- remaining "friends" with a man after he tells your daughter "your mother hates you, come over and we can talk about it"
- Being friends (fucking) with one of the men that you slept with at your job who then went got you fired
- The people she hangs with - POINT BLANK PERIOD
- having your teenage daughters staying from one dude's house to another dudes house to another dude's house cause you haven't got a place to stay.
- Staying with a man who steals from you. Like carry all valuables, sleep with your purse under your pillow steals... For 7 years...
- Give custudy of your child over to him cause he says he can help you get some welfare. Watch sadly as he does nothing to help you and puts you on child support.

On my own note. Crab aint come to the wedding with me. Surprise Surprise. Granted his reason was valid (His daughter Flip, y'all remember Flip right? She got married the same day!) But that NWord could have told me that shit NOT THE NIGHT BEFORE. That's right. Im my backwards way of organizing my words I just told yall he told me this shit 7pm the night before and ONLY when prompted with a "You're still coming with me tomorrow right?" So I was HIGHLY, pissed off. HIGHLY. Like had no desire to carry on idle conversation for... well a damn minute (sorta kinda still)

Um... as usual I want a boyfriend :(

Um... My husband asked me out on a date. @_@. I know. That shit cray! He's on anti-depressants now so I think he's just been high for the past couple of weeks so his reality and my reality are different. Cause my shit doesn't have unicorns and gnomes.

Um... PICs been fakin on the going out tip. I might have to scout out another pretty braod to get my hangout on with.

And yeah thats bout all righ now.

Well. Here I am. Sitting in the hospital on day number three. Two and a half I guess. I'm not in pain or feeling ill so I am able to enjoy doing nothing and people bringe me food in bed. I feel like I'm on holiday!

I will most likely have a blood transfusion today. Some more painful ass shots and if I'm lucky get a sample of bone marrow taken. Fun fun fun.

I miss my mini though....

Imma go check out my fave blogs tho and see what is good in the blogger hood

Untitled... including the problems of no title

So me and MzP aren't taking.

She got tired of me making fun of her and telling her what a dumbass she is. (I do that by the way. I'm the crack up in your face type of friend) I guess the last straw was the article I sent her about gang violence on the rise in the city and the innocent victims. She was maaaaaaad.

And I don't care. Cause she's so worried about getting some kid she barely knows a lawyer while her and her kid are sleeping in her car. Which I will let them do cause she's a dumbass. I'm not Captian Save a Hoe!

In other news my CrabMan has been going through a real rough patch. So I've been just trying to be supportive.

I have not been going out. More situational than anything. No sitter, hair a mess, nothing to wear situations. This dude I gave my number to a while ago has been trying but I'm really not interested. Well, I actually didn't give him my number. I gave him my email address. He's a nice guy. Attractive. But he's not my type personality wise. Not confident enough. And I'm not attracted to him.

My only relationship issues at the moment arise when other people in my life expect more. Like "Ask Crab to come to dinner with us." Or "Oh you aren't bringing Crab to the wedding?" Just recently I've been hit with a lot of Crab invitations. I usually brush them off but recently I actually extended the invites. And ended up feeling stupid for doing so. I got a lot of "WHY?" from him. "Why would they expect me to come." Kind of stung. Which is why I never extended in the past. He did agree to come to the wedding though. But the pressure my friend put on me about that was so hard to weasle away from. Usually I can brush it off but this time she was all I counted you as two damn it. You can't come by yourself. What's the big deal!?" So I broke and asked him to come. And he broke down and agreed to come. So that's 9/11 so I'll let yall know how that goes. I gotta get the percect dress cause standing next to the CrabMan is pressure wit his fine ass!

And I'm Out

Tonight's one if those wish I had a boyfriend nights.

That's My Boo

I was a rough few days. Apparently they had 9 count drug and weapons chargers. MzP wa distraught to say the least. But then she got a phone call. It was from Debo's phone. But wait... it wasn't Debo. It was a girl. The girl asked what her relationship was with him.

That's my boo. That's my man. We're together.

Then the tells her she's in an open relationship with Debo. Well... they are just friends. They live together. No you don't MzP says. He lives with his grand mother. The girls confirms yeah, they don't live together.

The rest was just a series of the girls stating things that MzP says were obviously not true. So the girl says he's getting released and is MzP coming to court. MzP tells her that she can't she has to work.

"You work? Oh that's good"

So MzP hangs up feeling wonderful. This other girl obviously isn't in his life and respected like she is AND her Boo (I hate that word) is coming home. She felt great that the girl sounded like a loser and was even surprised that she had a job.

So I'm telling this mess to Crab and he says "That's a shame. She was happy the girl was a zero. But she's a three! The other girl doesn't have that Platinum Pussy."

I didn't tell y'all that did I? MzP has a tattoo in her thigh that says... you guessed it. Platinum Pussy.

So the saga continues.

Well, guess what happened. Y'all probably won't be able to guess so I'm just gonna tell you.

Debo got locked up.

I Knoooooooow Right? That's messed up right? Dayuuuuum. That's fucked up yo. MzP can't believe that happened.

Well apparently MzP doesn't do time so IT'S OVAAAAA!

Knockin Off Crackheads in a Single Bound

So this morning I got a recount of MzP and Debo's night at the telly. It was apparently a very passionate night. So on round whatever she thinks he's about to try and go raw. She immediately shuts it down and he gets mad saying he wasn't going to do that. He can't believe she thinks that and he's not trying to get her pregnant right now. (They've discussed having a child together.) She says good cause she really doesn't want to get pregnant right now. Here's the thing.

SHE CAN'T GET PREGNANT. SHE HAD HER TUBES TIED 12 YEARS AGO!

I think she thinks she's in some hood novel Thug Lovin.

At some point she tells him that they should just move away. Run off the two of them. Get him out of the streets. He says he can't do that. He can't work for The Man. He's a boss. so unless he goes from the block to the boardtroom homie ain't havin no regular gig. So looks like dude will be staying on the block. She expressed her concern for him as well as her concern for her own life. People aready know my car. What if they are out for you and I get shot up? That would never happen, he tells her, cause he would never let anything happen to her. And she believes it too! Cause he gets mad respect in the streets!

So... now this NWord is a super hero? He can sense danger and shit. His locs tranform to wings. Jet packs sprout from his beef and broccoli swamps and he flies to her rescue. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. Y'all know who it is.

IT'S SUPERTHUG.

This bitch is living some low budget street movie.

I can't... I can't...