Don't be chicken shit!

Um.  I love these times when I'm so satisfied.  I'm just at peace right now with where I am.  But then I have nothing to bitch and complain about.  Oh well...

Told y'all about Eye Candy right...? Well these chicks said not one word to him yesterday.  I was playing with his son though and talking to him a little. Just joking and being silly.  Now I have absolutely no interest in dude whatsoever. None. Zip. Nill. Null. Zilch. Nada.  And I have no intentions of trying for him.  But I said

"I'm giving you bitches two more weeks to make a move!"  Of course I'm not going to do anything.  Just joking with them.  So 10Spot decided to come back and put me on the spot.

"Your not gonna do anything!  You love Crab."

She totally caught me off guard!

"You might as well pick up the phone now and tell him you love him. Do it!" 

I'm like "What's that gonna prove?"

She kept pushing and pushing till she finally laughed and said "do it for me! I want to see what he says" Ahhh haaaa... so this was about noseyness eh? Glad I didn't fall for her trying to antagonize me into doing anything just to prove her wrong.  Sometimes if challenged I'm so set on not looking afraid that I do stupid shit "DB I bet you won't jump off that bridge..." and I'm like " oh yeah. Watch me!" Two seconds later..."uh oh..."

I didn't tell Crab about this though... I think id be embarassed about it. Lol! 

Diana is Happy!!! Its the simplest things that do it.

Am I hot?

I am coming down with summer fever.  I feel it!  I feel so confined.  I want out!  Out of the house.  Out of all these clothes! I want the windows down!  I'm hating cold weather right now.  And if it didn't bother me so much when people say "With a passion"  I would say I hate it with a passion.  But I don't say that... so....

 

Mind you... everytime this year I start saying "This is gonna be MY SUMMER!"   No lie I say this shit

 

EVERY

SINGLE

YEAR

 

For like... ever I've said this! 

 

And every year I mean it.  But I have to say last summer wasn't all that bad.  A little scandalous!  Very pleasurable!  very... very... sigh....  nice!  ***** Snap Back!****

 

So what fun is there to be had this summer?  What will my summer theme be?  I always have a theme.  Summer before last it was nautical.  When I told people they straight laughed at me.  I remember the day!  Then all those dumbies sweated me all summer for my take on nautical.  It wasn't literal DUMBASSES!  Last year I can't remember having a specific theme but I think I was very into dresses which will carry over to this summer but I've never been big on prints.  But I think this summer I'm leaning Nicole Miller-ish....  you feel me.... Mo, UCB my resident fashionistas!?  Which I'm not.  I suck at fashion.  These are my feabile attempts

 

But anyway.  I digress!

 

BEER!

CHARCOAL!

BREEZES!

DRESSES!

HEAT! 

 

Okay I'm about to call  PIC!

 

 

 

 

Quickie

I had a great weekend with my little guy. He kept me laughing all weekend! His dad really missed out because he was really in rare form and a true comedian. I have a monsterous zit. Mini keeps teasing me saying "hey mommy" and when I say "what" he says "nice pimple!"

So the whole "I'm going on vacation" thing was a lie. He just wanted to get out of his weekend. He's a loser.

Mini has been on the computer all night. He somehow got the idea that if he typed order + whatever he wants he has ordered it. So he's been "ordering" cell phones all night and hitting his dougie and sexy walk after he presses enter thinking he's just bought something. I even heard him say once"yes! Two for the price of one!" He's so nutty.

Homeboy is back. Still misses me. Yup. Id miss me too! I'm dope! My brother even said so...

Ramblage

No drama to speak of.

I skipped a birthday party for one of the girls I hang out with every week. I did it because she always has an excuse for not showing for things me and PIC do. So PIC and I discussed it and decided not to go. I'm not a spiteful person so I kind of feel bad but another part of me feels like I have to start giving back what I get. So if someone has no problem disappointing me I should have no problem doing the same.

PIC bought a house and we are starting to plan a cookout housewarming for when the weather permits. This should be fun and I'm excited for her and can't wait to get started. Its in the hood though. Like really in the hood. But I'm happy for her none the less. She likes to move a lot so although buying a house is a great thing, I worry about what happens when the magic feeling of home ownership wears off and she wants to move again and now she's stuck with the house.

Sis came over to borrow money. We sat and talked for a while. It was nice. Poor her. She's going through it right now financially. But aren't we all?

Movies, Deadbeats, Little Crabs and Bare Coche

Well the weekend is almost here and the only thing I have planned is Diary of a Wimpy Kid with Mini on Saturday morning.  I just called and invited one of our friends and she says "Sure but JJ has a party at Chuckie Cheese at 1" 

 

so I'm all... "Well that might be a lot of rushing for you.  You don't have to come because we were gonna go regardless.

So she's like... "Oh it's not a problem. JJ wanted to see that"

So then I'm all... "Uhhhh.... how do I say this?  I'm uninviting you now cause I don't want to end up at Chuckie Cheese's after JJ mentions it to Mini.  Sorry..."

 

She laughed and totally understood.I mean I'm not getting okey doked into that!

 

I was hoping to get some time spent with the CrabMan but Mini's father pulled the old One, Two, By The Way I Can't Take Him This Weekend I'm Going on Vacation Punch on me.  Must be a free vacation.  Perhaps he filled out one of the forms on one of those boxes at the Chinese take-out and won the free trip because he hasn't given me a decent amount of help since around October/November.  I need a vacay.  I should fill out one of those forms too!

 

So today I was thinking I'm so grateful that I'm a little smarter these days and know how to handle things.  Experience plus my Little Crab on my shoulder (CJ - CrabJr) really has helped me avoid sticky situations.  I used to let anyone get away with anything.  Now I'm definitely more assertive.  I still need work but when shady things happen I have Crab's voice in my head saying "Did you check him?" and that's kind of when I pull myself together and take care of things the way I should. Even though I know a lot of the time I am doing it so that I have an acceptable answer to the aforementioned question, whatever way makes it happen it happens.  And that I am proud of myself for.

 

I'm going to HAVE to start doing some exercise at home because I can't be a porker for the summer.  I think there is too much fun to be had and if I feel fat it will definitely put a damper on things. I plan on wearing lots of sundresses! OH DRESSES!  I can't wait for Dresses!  I love dresses....  Wanna know a secret.  Well not a total secret, just half secret because my girlfriends know.  If I have on a dress odds are, I'm not wearing panties. I like air.  If the dress is long guaranteed no panties, short there is more of a possibility.  This goes for skirts as well. 

What in the..

So in who's mind does the following occur?

You know... I just don't know what happened with DiannaBoss... Our convo was good, we were vibing on Facebook. Then she just cancelled on me. Said it wasn't the right time for her right now... You know what I should do? Go in the bathroom, strip down naked and take a full body shot and send it to her. Yes! Perfect idea! I'm so smart!

What the hell! Why do men do stuff like that?!?!?!

It said "For You"

Oh contraire mon frere... That shit is not for me