Now Aint that A Bitch!?!?

Things are good. Things are very good. Last night i sat in front of Crab. Dick in hand. And for some reason (probably the grey goose) I was ...

Hey... I have to figure out how to get things back to normal.  I don't think I can though.  I think that's up to him.  I'm pret...

I think the 7 year itch thing is real! Hell, I had the 7 month itch when I was married!  I think I may not have been put on this earth to be...

You know what sucks? Stereotypes. You know what sucks more? When people keep living up to the stereotypes. You know, you dont want t...

Amazingly the conversation came up. The other day he looked at me and said "I feel like I've given up."  I told him the whole ...

Whelp, one deal fell through.  We were so close.  So So close.  This is the dude who got taken in the ponzi scheme.  I'd found him a loa...

So for the past 4 years Mini and I always get snowed in at Crab's house.  Anytime there was a storm coming we'd pack up our things a...